yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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