Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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