yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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