it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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