I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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