My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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