For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This is the high leading the old right now
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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