you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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