I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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