from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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