so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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