lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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