As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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