That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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