I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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