After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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