We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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