dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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