Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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