Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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