im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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