Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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