Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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