I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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