Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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