Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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