Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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