Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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