So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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