Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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