I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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