I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
