yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.