"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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