I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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