They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sorry about my life...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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