Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
you never un-have a 4some
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
