Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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