i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.