Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity