I think i peed on brittanys purse
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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