TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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