New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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