it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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