Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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