Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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