I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Michael Bay diarrhea
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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