I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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