love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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