I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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