i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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