College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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