It's just like the Real World with babies
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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