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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  oh good, I think they're gone

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the painters?

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  my herpes

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.

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• (805): View more from California

  My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.

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• (369): View more from California

  Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.

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  Pics or STFU

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day

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  Who do you have class with??

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  The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo

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• (408): View more from California

  She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.

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