If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
