rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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