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  Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  how does Santa get into Hogwarts?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  I plan on gettn treatment center drunk

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"

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