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• (705): View more from Ontario

  last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.

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• (949): View more from California

  Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?

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  Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?

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• (916): View more from California

  Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?

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• (310): View more from California

  I can see your house from here

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  Get off of his fucking roof

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