Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"