so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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