turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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