Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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