You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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